Well, this website was created for two reasons.
1. My parents thought it would be a good idea to reserve my domain name before I was born. Because neither of them have theirs. Of course, by the time I’m old enough to man this myself, websites will be rendered obsolete.
2. They wanted a place where my grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins and third nieces twice-removed could come and read updates about awesome me. Y’know, without annoying the rest of the Internet with constant tweets & status updates about the fact that I just burped again.